A Slightly Experienced Person's Guide to Avoiding Screamers

Picture this: it's Halloween. You're trick-or-treating with your friends. You walk up the front path. All of a sudden, a statue by the door jumps out at you. You:
a) Run for your life!
b) Ignore it.
If your like me and you're afraid of your own shadow, you might get nervous when Trick-or-Treating on October 31st. This past Halloween, A.W and I were on the lookout for decorations that jump out at you when you walk by, or as I call them, "screamers". Here are a couple of strategies we created:

• If you see something suspicious-looking, wait while all of the other trick-or-treaters in your group go up there and see if it moves.
• Stay away from suspicious-looking decorations altogether.
• Avoid life-size plastic statues!
• If something moved last year, it might move again this year!

With that said - have a safe and happy Halloween!